Satin Sheets Slide!

Okay, got some deeper things on my mind today,,,I have a question????? Have you ever seen the rich satin sheets that are draped invitingly across the beds in magazines and commercials? They look so inviting. They evoke sensuality, sexuality,and romance. Picture black satin sheets decorated with a single red rose. The scene seems to promise nights of unbridled passion. Satin sheets appear to promise erotic evenings similar to the ones we read about in romance novels. from the female perspective, they have all the aesthetic qualities needed to cause a warm glow to emanate from within. Yet I bet that whoever created the first set of satin sheets could not have been a man. Although I'd be hard-pressed to find a guy who didn't like the feel of satin against his skin, but most men would agree that satin is the worst possble material for love. Let me explain. Satin is cold in the winter; it holds absolutely no heat. In the summer, it will make you sweat because it does not breathe. It does not absorb moisture, and it wrinkles like linen. But the worst thing about it, from a male perspective that is, is that it makes you slide like a skater in an ice rink..Heehee. Satin sheets are horrendous for the man who wants to be amorous to the woman he desires. They will make him look like a real klutz as he slips around....
Satin is fine for the woman if she likes the feeling of a silky material on her spine. She can lie in the lap of luxury. But if the man is going to stay afloat, he would do far better to have some plain cotton or flannel sheets. You see, ladies, satin might be pretty, but it destroys all semblance of balance and leaves you grabbing for the bedpost and groping for handfuls of mattress just to turn aroun in the sack, much less try an acrobatic feat of passion. It is amazing that something that looks so inviting could be so impractical. I guess that just goes to show you that what looks good to the eye isn't always as good as it appears... Greater still is the issue that no two people are the sam...No man would have created those sheets, and if he did he would have quickly done a recall after one night of lying on them. It may be the look of love that we all want, but God knows we see through different eyes. We may see the same thing, but our vision is affected by culture, gender, and need perception. There is nothing wrong with having different viewpoints. In fact, it's pretty natural. People are different, with different needs. Neither viewpoint is better than the other; neither is more right. They're just different......
The very common mistake is, we fail to consider that there may be some things that work for you, but drive your love interest cRaZy. could it be possible that while you were busy enjoying your satin sheets, while the person beside you was silently praying they wouldn't slide out of the bed? If you never tell your partner/romantic interest what you want, you leave them on their own and they have to guess...Sooooo she brought home the satin sheets, and you just slid right out of bed......This post is dedicated to you ;)