Funny Joke

O.K. I just learned this funny story, or joke rather....A woman, just wanting to get away for the weekend, drives up to her log cabin. But on the way-she heard on the radio that a man escaped from the local insane asylum and could be in the area. The woman doesn’t care and continues on her journey to her log cabin. And later that night, as she is trying to sleep, she starts to hear this dripping sound. She says to herself, “fu@#, what is that dripping sound”? So she calls her dog over, who comes and licks her hand, so she feels comforted and drifts off to sleep. Now the dripping sound starts again-and wakes the woman out of her sleep. She says to herself again, “fuck, there is that dripping sound again, what is that “? So she calls her dog over again, and the dog licks her hand, and once again the woman is comforted and drifts off back to sleep. In the morning, when it is all light in the cabin, she looks up and sees her dog hanging from the ceiling, and a huge puddle of blood on the floor underneath the dog. And she finds a letter and it reads’ “people can lick too!”

Do You Come With A Warning Label?

I must admit that I come stamped with an invisible warning label, which reads, I like to commit, I want to get married again, and I have a long list of foul finishes...My grandfather use to always say...Just because a person stands in a garage-don’t make them a car!